The Culinary Addict

      One of the cooks made up some lame-ass excuse about something the other day that got the crew talking about unique kitchen excuses. Here are 10 very creative, funny, and factual excuses made by cooks I have worked with in reference to absence, tardiness, lack of production, and burning stuff (including myself). I’m sure more are to come.
 
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10. Plantar Fasciitis and Rheumatoid Arthritis
9. The 4am to 2 am shift
8. Thousands and thousands of pounds of chicken and salmon
7.  Constant Babysitting
6. Ego, Ego, Ego
5. Alcohol
4. Cocaine
3. Oxycontin (and various combinations of #5,# 4, and #3)
2. Rehab
1. Run Over in a Port-o-Let while catering Lollapalooza in 1995, bed to wheel chair for 6 months (more to come on that adventure)
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